Beta Beware #1 – The Hyphen

I have a theory. A woman who insists on keeping her maiden name and going with a hyphen last name is more likely to cheat on her future husband, thus future husbands should avoid this big mistake.

Any husband that allows this is a pushover to a hamster.

Any woman asking for this is a selfish bitch.

This about it. A woman with a hyphenated name is not equal to the husband. See how the following sound:

Mr. Smith and Mrs. Smith – nice and homogenous. Equal and together.

Mr. Smith and Mrs. MeeFirst-Smith – complicated and selfish. Unequal and segregated (like the term African-American).

I’ll try to find divorce records and see if I can find a difference between hyphenated names and regular names.

 

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